Thursday, April 30, 2009
Yes, our last Mystery Guest was Miss Bette Davis. We probably should have known better than to choose The Fourth Warner Brother as a subject when our readership is comprised largely of savvy homosexuals; the always-fabulous Poseidon3 wins a gourmet Tweet 'n' Turf dinner* for being the first to spot her.
*Canary and rat a la bordelaise.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Before striking it big on their own, Canadian harmony group The Four Lads sang backup for Johnnie Ray. We assume it's from Mr. Ray that the Lads learned the pleasures of lounging, bottoms up, whilst studying makeup ads.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Yes, dears, we are packing our grip and taking a trip -- not over the weekend, obviously, but for a relaxing way to begin the week. Updates will continue as scheduled, but not at a great volume; use the down time to enjoy the Virtual Jukebox (Eydie! Blossom! Mary J.!), to contemplate the Meaning of Life, or to just throw back a few cocktails. (As if you needed an excuse.)
We'll save you a pack of peanuts!
Here at SSUWAT, we unabashedly celebrate the more mature male form: Twinkies, say we, may be delicious and cream-filled, but are ultimately unsatisfying and lack substance. However, we are only human, and when a drop dead gorgeous 19 year old Brazilian catches our eye, we feel it only right that we share him with you.
Model: ATHILA NICACIO
Agency: RAGAZZA MODEL MANAGEMENT