A Riot Of Comedy...

...a clash of colors.

Miller And The Merm

When legends and their wigs collide.

Sunday Services

Lana Turner will see ya in church.

Saturday's Hero

Fresh and still unspoiled. Only slightly soiled.

Friendly Strangers In A Black Sedan

Won't you hop inside their car?

September Song

It's a long, long while from May to December, darlings.

Boys Will Be Boys

Van "The Green Hornet" Williams and Adam "Batman" West battle it out. Loser strips?

Macho, Macho Man...

...Dirk Bogarde wants to be a macho man.

The Wearin' O' The Green...

...to match the color on everyone's face when you're fabulous, darlings.

We Dare You...

...to go to the beauty parlor and ask for "the Hazel," darlings.

Chic Is...

...cruising in Bon Bon colors.

Koo Koo Kachoo, Mrs. Carmichael

"Lucy, honey, are you tryin' to seduce me?"

When You're Smiling...

...the whole world smiles with you.

When Redheads Rumble...

...Roddy referees.

Bronx Betty

LAUREN BACALL

September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014

The Gospel According To Kate

General mood, darlings.

Candy Kane

Kane Richmond, ridiculously handsome star of movie serials of the 1930's and 1940's.

Just Plain Jayne...

...going incognito.

Obey Thy Mommie

"Now, don't forget the attack commands, Cliquot: 'Bette' to maim, 'Christina' to kill."

Sunday Styles

Sister Mary Richards, Our Lady of Evan-Picone.

Bonus Points...

...for anyone who can spot the cute puppy dog hiding somewhere in this photo of Guy Madison.

Mr. Mooney, I Love You...

...but give me Park Avenue. WAHHHHHHH!!!!

Go On...

...Sparkle, Jackie, sparkle.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Songs in the key of plaid.