Thursday, April 30, 2009

So, You Do Know Who She Is?


Yes, our last Mystery Guest was Miss Bette Davis. We probably should have known better than to choose The Fourth Warner Brother as a subject when our readership is comprised largely of savvy homosexuals; the always-fabulous Poseidon3 wins a gourmet Tweet 'n' Turf dinner* for being the first to spot her.



*Canary and rat a la bordelaise.

Dame Fashion Says...


...Fringe!




Photo: WALTER FREDRIK SEELY
Model: UNKNOWN
Via: PANCAKES BARBARA

Obsessed









Reason No. 36 Why We Never Watch Television:
Having to adjust ourselves every time Zachary Quinto was onscreen.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

She Was a Backlot Hussy


Judging by her hand placement, we think Martha wants to go Hyer.

Moments to Remember


Before striking it big on their own, Canadian harmony group The Four Lads sang backup for Johnnie Ray. We assume it's from Mr. Ray that the Lads learned the pleasures of lounging, bottoms up, whilst studying makeup ads.




THANKS

In Any Language...


(courtesy of Sheruinsyou's Flickr page!)

...it's still a wild, wild world if Jaynie is there!


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sothern Exposure




Reason No. 26 Why We Don't Bother Watching Television:
Ann Sothern isn't in constant rotation.

Readers' Choice


Choose between two games to play with this photo:

1) Spot the homosexual(s).
2) Spot the young Susan Boyle.

Monday, April 27, 2009

We're Flying the Friendly Skies (A Go-Go)!


Yes, dears, we are packing our grip and taking a trip -- not over the weekend, obviously, but for a relaxing way to begin the week. Updates will continue as scheduled, but not at a great volume; use the down time to enjoy the Virtual Jukebox (Eydie! Blossom! Mary J.!), to contemplate the Meaning of Life, or to just throw back a few cocktails. (As if you needed an excuse.)

We'll save you a pack of peanuts!

Men II Boyz






Here at SSUWAT, we unabashedly celebrate the more mature male form: Twinkies, say we, may be delicious and cream-filled, but are ultimately unsatisfying and lack substance. However, we are only human, and when a drop dead gorgeous 19 year old Brazilian catches our eye, we feel it only right that we share him with you.

You're welcome.

Model: ATHILA NICACIO
Agency: RAGAZZA MODEL MANAGEMENT
Via: HERE

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Thank You For Being a Friend


We are sad.

BEA ARTHUR
May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009

Quiet, Please...


...MISS JANET LEIGH is on stage.
An American Dream (1966)
Dir.: Robert Gist
Music: Johnny Mandel

Fortissimo

1959

1965

1973


Except for a brief interlude in the 1960's, Fabian displayed a refreshing inability to keep his clothes on for much of his career.