Saturday, June 29, 2013

Friday, June 28, 2013

Dame Fashion Says:


Don't be a fashion cheat-ah! Insist on a Charles LeMaire original!

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Barbecue At Burt's


Aged prime beef for everyone.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Hey...



If a frog and a pig can, then who can complain?

Why Don't You.....?


....Relax at your beach house this summer?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

On The Boardwalk With Auntie Mame


She really could have switched to purple by now.

Monday, June 24, 2013

The Bates Motel Pool Is Now Open


Last one in is a murderous mother-fixated transvestite! 

Friday, June 21, 2013

Reversal Of Fortunes

c. 1943:



c. 1953:



In 1943, Lucille Ball was the "Queen of the B's," freshly arrived at MGM after years of toiling in potboilers like Panama Lady (1939). The reigning Queen of the Lot was Greer Garson, hailed as the epitome of refined womanhood, and reveling in her Oscar-winning success as Mrs. Miniver (1942). A decade and several mediocre pictures later, Garson was on an irreversible career downturn, while Lucille, never having quite achieved top stardom as a movie star, was on her way to becoming a legend thanks to that new-fangled small box and a little something called I Love Lucy...

Thursday, June 20, 2013

She Has Spoken


"I think it is every woman's duty to make herself as attractive as her time and means permit. After all, there you are, in your person- a living symbol of the progress of art, science and imagination. To be as attractive as we can be is almost a civic duty; there are so many sad and ugly things in the world that I think women should say to themselves humbly, not with vanity, 'I will try to be as pretty as I can, so that when people look at me, they will feel refreshed. I will make an effort to be easy on the eye.'"
-- Ilka Chase

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Top Of The World, Ma! I'm Queen For A Day!

Put James Cagney in a dress and have him talk like Arlene Francis, and what do you get?

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

We Never Will Forget...Jeanette MacDonald

Just to think of her gives our heart a pang.
 


JEANETTE MACDONALD
June 18, 1903 - January 14, 1965


Karma Chameleon






Will the real Monique Van Vooren please stand up?

Monday, June 17, 2013

That Awkward Moment...



...when the apprentice surpasses the master.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Headed For Disaster



Don't try this at home, kids.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Poppies...


...poppies will make me sing 'em all, and we'll stay ALL NIGHT!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Mount Everett




CHAD EVERETT
June 11, 1937 - July 24, 2012

A man equally at ease with a rope, a horse, and a dickie.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Happy Birthday Hattie


HATTIE MCDANIEL
June 10, 1895 - October 26, 1952

"Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one."

Judy, Judy, Judy




JUDY GARLAND
June 10, 1922 - June 22, 1969

"Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of someone else."

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Are You The Top?


COLE PORTER
June 9, 1891 - October 15, 1964


Saturday, June 8, 2013

Quiet, Please...




...there's a lady having a Doctor Zhivago moment.

NANCY SINATRA
June 8, 1940