In ruminating over the filmography of
Stephen Boyd, as we are often wont to do, we've decided upon a rudimentary categorization of his oft-illustrious co-stars. Therefore, we hereby declare the following:
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THE BEST LOOKING BOOKENDS: Dorothy Dandridge and Joan Collins
Island in the Sun (20th Century Fox, 1957) |
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THE BEST POUT: Brigitte Bardot
The Night Heaven Fell (Kingsley-International, 1958) |
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THE MOST FRIGHTENING: Joan Crawford
The Best of Everything (20th Century Fox, 1959)
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THE TOUGHEST: Susan Hayward
Woman Obsessed (20th Century Fox, 1959) |
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THE MOST SUPERIOR: Dolores Hart
Lisa (20th Century Fox, 1962) |
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THE SUNNIEST: Doris Day
Billy Rose's Jumbo (MGM, 1962) |
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THE MOST REGAL: Sophia Loren
The Fall of the Roman Empire (Paramount, 1964) |
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THE CLASSIEST: Eleanor Parker
The Oscar (Embassy, 1966) |
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THE MOST LIKELY TO STEAL FOCUS FROM BOYD'S BULGE: Raquel Welch
Fantastic Voyage (20th Century Fox, 1966) |
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THE BEST WIGLET: Yvette Mimieux
Caper of the Golden Bulls (Embassy, 1967) |
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THE MOST CLUELESS: Charlton Heston
Ben Hur (MGM, 1959) |