Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

AIDEN TURNER April 2, 1977 CLARK GREGG April 2, 1962 CHRIS MELONI April 2, 1961 ...as we administer the traditional birthday whacks?

Our brief fling with Chris Meloni left us feeling cheap, tawdry, confused, lonely, and hungry for seconds. We shall seek solace in your al...

...but our prison moment with Chris Meloni is taking longer than expected. Thankfully. Seriously, darlings, we'll return shortly -- hope...

We're having raunchy prison sex with Chris Meloni right now; Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist will return shortly.

CHRIS MELONI GEORGE EADS GERARD BUTLER JASON STATHAM