Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

"My God, I saw your picture and you are ugly!...After you use your skin lightening creme, could you lend me your copy of 'Uncle To...

In Crawford's Hair with Diamonds.

Mirror, mirror, tell me true: shall I mix my Smirnoff with Pepsi, or Mountain Dew?

Do you prefer The Dr. Pepper Girl , Donna Loren ... ...or the girl who makes you Come Alive with Pepsi , Joanie Sommers ? Needless to say, i...