Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

Our musing for the day: we lament the complete absence from the press release lexicon of these delightful turns of phrase -- "glamorous...

This is not a pre-surgery Joan Rivers ... Joan Rivers and Ed Sullivan, ca. 1968 ...nor is it Florencia Bisenta de Casillas Martinez Cardona...

Now you'll be positively despondent.

Hope your weekend's been swingin'.

...and Teddi with an "I," and Jerri , and Jeri , and Joni , and Patti , and Vikki ...

But it must be Vikki Carr (July 19, 1941)! She was Barbra Streisand Lite; a less quirky Lana Cantrell. Blessed with amazing pipes and photog...