Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

Which one are you?

We're celebrating with an interpretive dance.

Thankfully, there's always the Miss Congeniality prize.

Our queenly duties have us a bit overwhelmed at the moment, darlings. We'll be back with updates as soon as possible!

But, really, sequined, tassled epaulets are timeless and shouldn't be confined to one year.

"It's all about me , bitches!" MISS DELTA BURKE (July 30, 1956)