Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

...just what was keeping dear Thombeau away from us for so long.

Sex-Addicted former ESPN analyst Steve Phillips : Would you, or wouldn't you? Luckily for those who answered in the affirmative, this is...

Mistress MJ will be happy to greet you at the Emissions... Admissions Office. THANKS

Before the devil beats you. If, however, we are going to hell in a handbasket, it's nice to know that Joe is leading the way. Get your ...

She'll be your mistress tonight. THANKS

...was looked on as something shocking . THANKS, MJ!

We honestly wouldn't know, but we'll take his word for it.

Updates will continue, but be slightly sporadic over the next day or so, as our boss actually expects us to work . We'll be back with a ...

We're having raunchy prison sex with Chris Meloni right now; Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist will return shortly.

No, none of that dreary Obama vs. McCain stuff. Which gets your vote for Best Song About Sex Up The Butt ?

It would, of course, depend entirely on how your mother feels about manscaping . THANKS

As our friend Jason kindly pointed out, all our love life needs is a change of venue. Make it a stiff one. And a double.

I have not seen a penis other than my own since New Year's Eve. That took more out of me than admitting that I'm slowly going bald ....