Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist

  ...but in addition to the holiday weekend and the rigors of the everyday, we have been granting interviews, darlings. We shall resume...

Make your own fireworks tonight, darlings!

Mary Tyler Moore reveals a heretofore undiscovered talent for impersonating Judy Carne.

  ...her marinara.

Don't be a fashion cheat-ah! Insist on a Charles LeMaire original!

Aged prime beef for everyone.

If a frog and a pig can, then who can complain?

....Relax at your beach house this summer?

She really could have switched to purple by now.

Last one in is a murderous mother-fixated transvestite! 

c. 1943: c. 1953: In 1943, Lucille Ball was the "Queen of the B's," freshly arrived at MGM after years ...

"I think it is every woman's duty to make herself as attractive as her time and means permit. After all, there you are, in your...

Put James Cagney in a dress and have him talk like Arlene Francis, and what do you get?

Just to think of her gives our heart a pang.   JEANETTE MACDONALD June 18, 1903 - January 14, 1965

Will the real Monique Van Vooren please stand up?

...when the apprentice surpasses the master.

Don't try this at home, kids.