Sunday, June 29, 2008

It's Sunday...



...worship at the altar of Saint Joan of Crawford.

JOAN AS A POLITICO IN GOODBYE, MY FANCY (1951). IF HILLARY CLINTON HAD WORN ENSEMBLES LIKE THIS DURING HER CAMPAIGN, WE MIGHT HAVE SUPPORTED HER.


JOAN AS JENNY STEWART, THE BITCHY MUSICAL COMEDY STAR OF TORCH SONG (1953) -- REQUIRED VIEWING FOR ALL FLEDGLING GAYS.


JOAN IN MID-CENTURY FABULOUSNESS


JOAN WITH TWO OF HER TRADEMARKS: A PEPSI-COLA BOTTLE (LIKELY FILLED WITH VODKA), AND A PAIR OF ANKLE-STRAP FUCK-ME PUMPS.


THIS PHOTO NEATLY SUMS UP JUST WHY WE LOVE JOAN CRAWFORD SO.


REST IN PEACE, MISS CRAWFORD. WE LOOK TO YOU FOR DAILY INSPIRATION.
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2 comments:

  1. jasonJune 29, 2008 at 11:23 PM

    Ironically, my own Joan altar is shaped exactly like that turquoise toque.

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  2. TJBJune 29, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    And, in a pinch, you can mix up a 100-proof Smirnoff martini in it.

    (As Joan's contract riders stipulated, "This is not 80-proof, and it is ONLY Smirnoff.")

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