The Flamingo Kid

Yes, our latest Mystery Guest was Matt Dillon (we're sure about this one), aptly described by the fabulous, eagle-eyed Stinky Lulu as perhaps the only 1980's heartthrob to have not only survived with his looks (and career) intact -- but who is, possibly, even more handsome now. Mr. Dillon's gotten the thumbs up from the folks over at GoodPlasticSurgery.com, although the Ben Affleck-esque hair is a bit questionable. Still, those smoldering eyes and that chiseled jawline make us accepting of any and all other flaws.