Thursday, November 26, 2009

B-Girl Birthdays

BETTA ST. JOHN
November 26, 1929


ADELE JERGENS
November 26, 1917 - November 22, 2002

The Law vs. Billy the Kid. The Crime Dotor's Diary. Tarzan and the Lost Safari. Fireman, Save My Child. Corridors of Blood. Girls in Prison. City of the Dead. Runaway Daughters. The combined filmographies of Betta St. John and Adele Jergens indicate that, befitting their birthday, they knew their way around a turkey. Incidentally, they both also had bit parts in the considerably more prestigious Jane Eyre (1944) - Betta as an "Orphan Girl," and Adele as a "Girl at the Party." Strangely, though, we're more inclined to sit through Adele as one of her many gun molls in Armored Car Robbery (1950), or Betta as an exotic prncess crashing the suburbs in Dream Wife (1953).




Happy Birthday, gals! Your special brand of manufactured glamour is sorely missed today.

Give Thanks!


May your fruit be bountiful.

Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, darlings!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Feliz CumpleaƱos




RICARDO MONTALBAN
November 25, 1920 - January 14, 2009

We miss him, and his chest.







Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Guess Who?

Darling Duff

CANDY DARLING
November 24, 1944 - March 21, 1974

HOWARD DUFF
November 24, 1913 - July 8, 1990

Somewhere in the cosmos, Candy Darling and Howard Duff are celebrating their birthday together. And, of course, here at SSUWAT.

Girl Talk

"You are getting very sleepy...and when you awake...you will be as talented as I, Academy Award-winning actress, Joan Fontaine."

"Lesh name shome cockatils af'er us, 'k, girlsh? Screaming Mimi, Boozy Clooney and Plenty Valente! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Her initials are B.D., but she's really full of B.S.! 'What a dump'? She must have been looking in the mirror!"

"'I've got an idea,' too, Lucille...howzabout sharing some of that Cuban ham with me?"

"Well, Mitz, your wiglets were the biggest things in the room a minute ago."

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Shadow of His Smile

JOHNNY MANDEL
November 23, 1925


As a musician, he played with Count Basie and Zoot Sims. As an arranger, he's won two Grammy Awards and worked with the likes of Peggy Lee, Tony Bennett and Barbra Streisand. As a composer, he's written some of the most gorgeous melodies of the post-Great American Songbook era (our favorites include "The Shining Sea," "A Time for Love," "Close Enough for Love" and "Quietly There"). But despite this accomplished list of achievements, it's for one single composition that Johnny Mandel will forever be remembered: "The Shadow of Your Smile."



Inarguably the best (and certainly the most tasteful) thing to come out of the bloated, would-be blockbuster The Sandpiper (1965), Mandel's haunting theme captured the hearts and imaginations of nearly everyone, becoming a massive hit even as the British Invasion, Motown and the early murmurings of psychedelia and acid rock were all but obliterating "middle of the road" pop from the charts and airwaves. Interestingly though, not one single version (and there were plenty to choose from, as we'll soon see) became the definitive, chart-topping rendition. Mandel's music had seduced the world, and such was the strength of the music, it seemed to matter little who was giving voice to it.


Still known as "Love Theme from The Sandpiper," the song first became a minor chart hit for Tony Bennett on Columbia - reportedly incensing Peggy Lee over at Capitol, who had recorded it months prior to Bennett; hers was probably the first cover of the theme, recorded literally days after the film's June 1965 premiere and rush-released soon after. (Lee's single didn't chart, but it made an appearance on her Then Was Then, Now is Now album a few months later.) Lou Rawls, La Lee's Capitol labelmate, recorded a souled-up version which first gained Mandel's ballad entrez to the R&B chart in early 1966. Perhaps sensing overkill (or not wanting to steal Bennett's thunder), the good folks at Columbia curiously withheld Barbra Streisand's uncharacteristically demure rendition as a single - except, of course, in Japan.





Unfortunately, the film itself didn't receive the same kind of rapturous reception as its swoonsome theme song (which ultimately won the Best Original Song Oscar, as well as the Song of the Year Grammy Award), though not for lack of trying. One of the many tie-in promotions featured co-star Eva Marie Saint with her smartly-matched American Tourister luggage - all ready for a chic yet quick getaway from the deadly reviews.


One of the more amusing promotional campaigns was a Saks Fifth Avenue collection "inspired by the "dramatic story and scenic beauty" of The Sandpiper. The youthful, chic clothing was indeed "very Saks Fifth Avenue," as the ads would say, and designed by Lynn Stuart; the sight of the increasingly zaftig Mrs. Burton in her Irene Sharaff painter's smocks in the actual film reminded one wag more of Lane Bryant.






Meanwhile, "The Shadow of Your Smile"'s juggernaut continued unabated, with new singles, and album tracks, and albums titled after the song hitting the shelves weekly. It became the one mandatory song for every Adult Contemporary vocalist of the generation to record, with one glaring exception: the Chairman of the Board never made a studio recording of it, although he did include a quick, two-minute performance on his Sinatra at the Sands (1966) live album.








And what would the creator of all this think? Surely, it must be gratifying to have one's work, albeit just a 3 minute portion of it, so celebrated and loved and universally known. On the flip side, what of all the other work (some of it far better), which has gone relatively unnoticed, consumed by the huge, looming Shadow? Since he's described as one of the nicest, most generous guys in the business, we'll assume that Johnny Mandel has taken it all in stride, and with typical graciousness. Happy Birthday, Mr. Mandel. And just between us, even though you call Diana Krall your favorite singer (well...even geniuses are entitled to inexplicable quirks), we'd love for you to revisit a 1982 album by one SSUWAT's favorites, Miss Sue Raney. She's as lovely as your music, and the match is one made in heaven.




Sunday, November 22, 2009

Versatile a la Lee


Effie Perine, Sam Spade's no-nonsense secretary in The Maltese Falcon (1941). Deb, Charlotte Vale's chatty traveling companion in Now, Voyager (1942). Mrs. Biederhof, the "distinctly middle-class" romantic rival to Mildred Pierce (1945). Elvira, the hard-bitten queen bee of the women's prison of Caged (1950). Doris Upson, the dithering, twittering, blithely bigoted suburban matron from Auntie Mame (1958).

This classic gallery of memorable supporting roles was created by one remarkable actress, Lee Patrick. A long-standing feud with the all-powerful Louella O. Parsons (who took issue with an unflattering article Patrick's journalist husband wrote about the gossip columnist) prevented Patrick from moving to the front ranks in Hollywood; she was seriously considered for the leads in Stage Door and Stella Dallas (both 1937), but rumors of repercussions against RKO from La Parsons squashed those plans.

LEE PATRICK AND HUMPHREY BOGART IN THE MALTESE FALCON (1941)

LEE PATRICK AND BETTE DAVIS IN NOW, VOYAGER (1942)

WILLARD WATERMAN, ROSALIND RUSSELL AND LEE PATRICK IN AUNTIE MAME (1958)

She may never have become a major star, but Lee Patrick made the most of her often too-brief screen time. We thank her for endless hours of movie watching pleasure, and wish this SSUWAT favorite the happiest of birthdays, wherever she is, and whichever part she's playing. Whatever the role, we know she's essaying it perfectly.

LEE PATRICK
November 22, 1901 - November 21, 1982

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Free to Be...That Girl



MARLO THOMAS
November 21, 1938

Friday, November 20, 2009

TGIF!


Have a groovy weekend, darlings!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Lush Life


I used to visit all the very gay places
Those come what may places
Where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life
To get the feel of life...
From jazz and cocktails.

The girls I knew had sad and sullen gray faces
With distingue traces
That used to be there you could see where they'd been washed away
By too many through the day...
Twelve o'clock tales.

Then you came along with your siren of song
To tempt me to madness!
I thought for a while that your poignant smile was tinged with the sadness

Of a great love for me.
Ah yes! I was wrong...
Again,
I was wrong.
Now life is awful again,
And only last year everything seemed so sure.
Life is lonely again,
A troughful of hearts could only be a bore.
A week in Paris will ease the bite of it,
All I care is to smile in spite of it.

I'll forget you, I will
While yet you are still burning inside my brain.
Romance is mush,
Stifling those who strive.
I'll live a lush life in some small dive...
And there I'll be, while I rot
With the rest of those whose lives are lonely, too.

BILLY STRAYHORN
November 19, 1915 - May 31, 1967

Nancy with the Laughing Face


She was beautiful, glamorous and talented; equally adroit at musicals, comedy, drama and romance; an Oscar-nominated superstar and reportedly the #1 fan mail draw of her time. But Nancy Carroll is all but forgotten today - why? Supposedly, her prickly personality, temperamental outbursts and demands made her persona non grata at Paramount, her home studio; she briefly moved to the decidedly lower-rent Columbia, but by 1938, Carroll had effectively retired from the screen. She appeared in the early television series The Aldrich Family (1950-51), and returned to her stage roots. Carroll was found dead of a heart attack after failure to arrive at the theatre for a performance in 1965; she was 60 years old.



MISS NANCY CARROLL
November 19, 1903 - August 6, 1965









THANKS

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

TV Icons

LINDA EVANS
November 18, 1942

IMOGENE COCA
November 18, 1908 - June 2, 2001

From the Ridiculous to the Sublime


"DOROTHY COLLINS, the pert and pretty vocalist of television's YOUR HIT PARADE fame, possesses one of the most delightful singing voices and readily recognizable faces in the entertainment world. A native of Windsor, Ontario, she has probably been seen and heard by more Americans than any other TV star in the business. As a featured star of YOUR HIT PARADE she was a welcome visitor each week in millions of American homes on both radio and TV. More recently she has delighted TV viewers over a two year period with her marvelous performances on CANDID CAMERA. She has acted the role of everything from a department store dummy to a bewildered bride on her honeymoon, to the driver of an automobile without an engine, which proved to be one of the all time comic highlights of this program. Many fans are seeing Dorothy in a new light - a gracious hostess, a fine actress, a talented comedienne, as well as an outstanding vocalist.

"Some of the top network television programs on which has appeared with regularity as a guest artist are: THE HOLLYWOOD PALACE, THE DANNY KAYE SHOW, THE PERRY COMO SHOW, BELL TELEPHONE HOUR, GARY MOORE SHOW, PASSWORD, MIKE DOUGLAS SHOW, MERV GRIFFIN SHOW, and many others.

"The versatile Miss Collins has become much in demand as a musical comedy star and night club entertainer, as well as being sought after for television appearances. Setting records throughout the nation she has portrayed the lead roles in "CAROUSEL," "SOUTH PACIFIC," "BRIGADOON," "THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN," "MY FAIR LADY," "THE SOUND OF MUSIC," "ANNIE GET YOUR GUN" and "DO I HEAR A WALTZ?" amonh others.

"In addition, her night club engagements read like a "Who's Who" of the top niteries, including the Thunderbird in Las Vegas, the Moulin Rouge in Hollywood, Harrah's Club in Lake Tahoe, the Cocoanut Grove in Los Angeles and the famous Copacabana in New York City.

"She has also recorded a formidable list of best selling singles and LP recordings.

"Recently she was married to singer-actor RON HOLGATE."





DOROTHY COLLINS
November 18, 1926 - July 21, 1994

We Remember Johnny Mercer

















Tuesday, November 17, 2009

In Case You Were Wondering...

...we had a delicious time at the party we attended on Friday the 13th. It was a soiree which Dorothy Draper would have adored: gracious hosts; an elegant, modern setting; charming and amusing guests; plentiful, simple, delicious food; cold champagne; and a marvelous air of sophisticated informality. The biggest thrill, though, was that among the guests was none other than Miss Marilyn Maye herself.

TJB, the marvelous Marilyn Maye and one of our handsome hosts, Drew Stevens

To discuss, however casually and briefly, song craft, stage technique, and the work of Johnny Mercer with one of the truly great stylists wasn't just a thrill, but an honor. Even better was discovering that Marilyn Maye is not only just as glamorous and charming as she appears on stage, but also as down to earth and funny. It was a most delightful evening, a party with the kind of flair and panache that can only be found in New York. Thank you, Drew and Dan, for giving us an opportunity to dress up and mingle with honest-to-goodness glamour.

Borrowed Love on Borrowed Time


If Dorothy McGuire seemed a tad uneasy in her wedding dress in our last Guess Who? feature, she had reason to be: as Ellen Bowker Pierce in the 1952 melodrama Invitation, she's not only saddled with "dashing playboy" Dan Pierce (played by dear, doughy Van Johnson) for a husband, but she soon learns that she has a Fatal Movie Disease. Worse, Dan has been paid to marry Ellen by her well-meaning father, and glamazon rival Maud Redwick (Ruth Roman) is a vulture-in-furs, warm for Dan's form before Ellen's is even cold.


It's all soapy stuff, even by 1950's MGM standards; the film's lasting impact turned out to be the haunting title song by Bronislau Kaper. The snaky, serpentine melody (which has become a jazz standard, and, given lyrics by Paul Francis Webster, recorded by everyone from Carmen McRae to Rosemary Clooney to Vikki Carr) had actually been used by Kaper two years earlier, in the George Cukor misfire, A Life of Her Own (1950) - which featured the conceit of 30-year-old Lana Turner playing a fresh-faced Kansas girl coming to New York to become a model. Advertising art had Lana appearing as dewy and ripe as she was a few years earlier in The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946), but in the actual film, she looks older and more matronly than she would in Madame X (1966)!




Who would have guessed that Dorothy McGuire could out-glam Lana Turner at Metro? Suffering in mink in Invitation, felling her more spangled foe Ruth Roman, Dot gave it a good show.


Lana, meanwhile, would wander aimlessly for the next few years, the bright spots (The Bad and the Beautiful, 1952) outweighed by such dreck as Mr. Imperium (1951), Latin Lovers (1953), and her inglorious Metro swan song, The Prodigal (1955). Lana even went through an ill-advised period as a mousy brunette, which made her look worse than she had in A Life of Her Own.


It would take the combined efforts of Ross Hunter, Douglas Sirk, Jean Louis and a gangster named Johnny Stompanato to revive La Turner's career and style doldrums. But that's another story for another time...


We just knew that Toby Worthington would win this particular game; he has his choice of either us or Dinah Washington serenading him with Mr. Kaper's strange "Invitation."

Sunday, November 15, 2009

It's Sunday!!!


Here's hoping you're all visited by the bluebird of happiness, darlings!

Friday, November 13, 2009

R.S.V.P.



We're invited to a soiree this evening - and, to be candid, it's been such a long time that we've been to a proper party (as opposed to a dinner out, or meeting for cocktails at some trendy boite, or dancing lasciviously with strangers), we have no idea which look we should favor; although we must admit that it's been a long, long time since the adjectives "Natural" or "Blushing" have been tossed in our general direction.

It's Friday the 13th


Get lucky today.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

State of Grace




We adore a princess with hair as big as her principality.

H.S.H., the Princess of Monaco
November 12, 1929 - September 14, 1982

Guess Who?


A twist on our regular feature: the lady in question is Dorothy McGuire. Now, name that film!

Plenty Valente





Our last Mystery Guest was, as correctly guessed by newcomer Jay, the never-boring Continental songstress, Miss Caterina Valente. An Italian born in Paris and most popular in Germany, La Valente sings in a dozen different languages, plays the guitar, tap dances, and has acted in fourteen films. Take that, Madge!

Jay wins the complete Schlager works of Miss Valente, plus an open invitation to appear on The Dean Martin Show as many times as he wishes.

Once again, we adored your guesses, dear hearts, which included several more of our absolute favorites:








Keep 'em coming, darlings!

Kisses on Their Openings


"KATHARINE CORNELL, first lady of the theatre, curves a waist-length dark mink jacket over her shoulders and carries a matching muff, the identical mink brown of her hair. Her long evening dress of beige lace is serenely simple, scalloped at the neckline. Playgoers are queuing up at the National to see Miss Cornell is Somerset Maugham's The Constant Wife, admirably playing the role of Constance, cuckolded but deftly indestructible."


"MARLENE DIETRICH, the star of New York's first-night audiences, usually steals the show in her straight white ermine chesterfield - copied exactly from a man's - with narrow cuffless sleeves and low flapped pockets. Under it she wears a short wheat chiffon dress, with stockings and sandals approximately the shade of her wheat-colored hair. In Cafe Instanbul, on the radio Sunday nights, Miss Dietrich stars as a female Humphrey Bogart involved in high intrigue with secret police, international spies and tall, handsome, mysterious strangers."

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

We Had the Craziest Dream

It started off, innocently enough (and, frankly, as many of our dreams do), with Miss Arlene Francis...


...who is chatting with Miss Dorothy Kilgallen in the CBS commissary...


...when they spy, sitting a few tables away, Jeanne Crain...


...who is lunching with Eva Bartok...


...except that Jeanne and Eva are dressed as pioneer women. They're whisked away from the commissary by wagon train, through the wildnerness, where they encounter Daniel Boone...


...who, in our dream, is portrayed not by Fess Parker, but Matthew McConnaughey.


Suddenly, we are wandering through the historical home of Daniel Boone, including a room where, a plaque tells us, he consummated an affair with Dorothy Dandridge.


Struck by nature's call, we search the museum for a public restroom, finally finding one and then realizing that we are barefoot! Of course, we don't want to pull a Britney Spears...


...so we leave. In the courtyard of the museum, we realize we left our pink cosmetic case (which we don't actually own in real life!)...


...and our Louis Vuitton Baikal bag (which we do) sitting on a bench.


Frantically, we search them to make sure nothing's missing, and discover a litany of missed calls on our iPhone...


...from our boss, wondering where the hell we are, and why we are late for work.

We blame it all on Arlene Francis, who started the whole bizarre mess.