Join Us, Won't You...

AIDEN TURNER
April 2, 1977

CLARK GREGG
April 2, 1962

CHRIS MELONI
April 2, 1961

...as we administer the traditional birthday whacks?

We're Back...

Our brief fling with Chris Meloni left us feeling cheap, tawdry, confused, lonely, and hungry for seconds. We shall seek solace in your always-bracing wit and fabulosity.

Sorry For the Inconvenience...

...but our prison moment with Chris Meloni is taking longer than expected. Thankfully.

Seriously, darlings, we'll return shortly -- hopefully by Sunday, the latest.

brb

We're having raunchy prison sex with Chris Meloni right now; Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist will return shortly.

Let's Get Soaking Wet

CHRIS MELONI


GEORGE EADS


GERARD BUTLER


JASON STATHAM