Just Plain Jayne...

...going incognito.

Yes, Yes, Annette...

...we want those shades!

Evolution

Last photo via MATTADORE!

Why, Grandma...

...what fabulous eyewear you have!

The Great Nerd Showdown

Who's the hottest 1950's nerd-slash-hunk: ventriloquist Paul Winchell; television personality Robert Q. Lewis; or announcer George Fenneman? Donna Lethal will no doubt join us in tallying the votes and test-driving the contestants. May the best bow tied, Brylcreemed, bespectacled stud win!

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