Growing Older, Growing Stupider

With all the hype surrounding the new Indiana Jones flick, my mind immediately went to the most obvious issue at hand: how Harrison Ford managed to age so quickly, and so badly. Most glaring example (besides the ridiculously younger, C-list "companion") -- acquiring a super-silly, mid-life crisis earring.




Examine this recent photo, showing Ford with Sir Sean Connery, who played Indy's dad back in '91. Sir Sean is 77, and I must say, still bursting with testosterone and charisma. Ford is 65, and looks the way your did might, if he wanted to embarass you by picking you up from school in his bright red Camaro, with someone named "Missy" seated on his lap.