Sunday, August 22, 2010

Yes, Poppets, We're Back...


...and, my, you're saying, how we've changed. It's been an exhausting summer, darlings. We have, however, taken up a new regimen guaranteed to turn us into the ever-youthful, always vibrant, eternally glamorous Arlene Dahl in no time.




We'll let you know as soon as it lands us a Lex Barker or Fernando Lamas - but, of course, that might bring on another hiatus.


24 comments:

  1. Oh thank heavens you're back.

    I'd almost forgotten how to act like a lady.

    And Thombeau, WELL!...

    Last Friday he appeared at breakfast, as usual, in his beautifully matched lingerie but DRIPPING WITH DIAMONDS!

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  2. Oh, TJB, you're a Dahl!!

    MJ: You didn't mention my PEARL NECKLACE!

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  3. Welcome back! You have been sooo missed. I had no one to inform me that taupe was chic.

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  4. OMG!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Don't ever go away on vacation again ... ever.

    SMOOCHES!

    Debbie

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  5. welcome back!

    While you were gone, I've already broken at least two of Arlene's rules, however.

    I'm wearing tight pants, and I always breakfast in diamonds. I'm hopelessly unchic. Thank god you're back.

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  6. arlene cannot hold a candle to your new incarnation darling.....the look, the attitude, the outfit....why, it must be a new shampoo! head & shoulders perhaps?

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  7. Welcome back! You were missed. That Chic/Not Chic list is terrific!! (Is it wrong of me to think that now, in 2010, a perfumed fan would have slipped over to the "Not" column?)

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  8. Now I am doing a little happy dance! Sorry To say I have just broken rule # 5. I was out on my balcony this morning in curlers

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  9. Without you around MJ has been running amuck, flashing her "snatch" in the most filthy ways! Now that you're back she remember how a lady flashes her "secret womanly place" like a lady would. PLUS she'll coif her cunny with an Arlene like asymetrical flip!

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  10. Ahhhh!! You're back!

    The world is turning again in the right direction, and with the correct degree of tilt. All is right. I'm SO relieved.

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  11. @Cookie: There's no need to go telling tales just because you're smugly wearing a gay dinner hat.

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  12. One more hiatus out of you missy and, so help me.....

    Welcome back darling, if the new look is any indication, it appears as though you really Thai'd one one.

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  13. Wilkommen! We missed you tantie. Some of those pics of Arlene make it look like she was vying for the Birgit Nilsson look-alike prize.

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  14. What a fun blog! Glad I stumbled across it. I'll definitely be back.

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  15. My thumb was sore from clicking your site waiting for your return. Welcome back!

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  16. Missed your fabulous posts ! :) happy !

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  17. Is it me or is her beauty spot hopping about?

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  18. So GLAD your back, that I'm donning my gay dinner hat!!!!

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  19. Darlings, I'm overwhelmed by your welcome back! I missed you, too!

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  20. You haven't had an orthodox career and you didn't feel it the first time, but this time you feel it and no one can deny that we like you. We really LIKE YOU!

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  21. WHERE?! have you been, sweetheart? I've been worried sick...and of course simply have stayed at home these sixteen years, without any advice on what to wear and how. So very very glad you're BACK! (The cat will no longer have to fetch milk, bread and the paper anymore!)

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