Monday, September 8, 2014

Obey Thy Mommie


"Now, don't forget the attack commands, Cliquot: 'Bette' to maim, 'Christina' to kill."

9 comments:

  1. Hilarious...but this seems a case of " forget the dog, beware of owner! " lol

    ReplyDelete
  2. Joan's bite is worse than her bark!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hello TJB,

    One word from Joan and we should certainly have stayed 'mum'.

    We have never been very fond of poodles.....

    How delicious that we have discovered you in the labyrinth of Blogtopia. Where you lead, we follow.

    ReplyDelete
  4. This is the first time I've ever seen a portable dog shredder...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It seems all too likely; poodles of whom one has grown tired go in one side, and out the other comes a new fur stole...

      Delete
  5. Really Joan is showing much more teeth than the dog! She's there to protect Fi Fi, not the other way lol

    ReplyDelete
  6. How juvenile. And frankly, stupid. I've always enjoyed "Stirred," but this photo and the moronic posts that it spawned, are a huge disappointment.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I was going to respond with a very Joan Crawford-ish benediction of condescending grandeur, capping it with her infamous "Bless you." But what I really want to do is replace "Bless" with something stronger, shorter, and more to the point. Whether or not you like a post is irrelevant to me; you can't please everyone all the time, and what I post I do with more of an eye to what pleases me than anyone else. And there are plenty of blogs, Tumblrs, Pinterests, etc., to hold your interest, so please don't sh*t in MY sandbox.

      Bless you.

      Delete

There was an error in this gadget