I would so totally go there.
Mmmm. They make a sweet couple.
Perry Lopez? Chinatown Perry Lopez? WTF! Aren't there any straight actors in this town?
Like other up and cummers, Perry was briefly married, from 1960-1961. Then he realized he didn't need the hag and went on to a prolific career anyway.
Why was she a hag?
So Perry Lopez is One of Us / A Friend of Dorothy / A Fellow Traveller? Dios mio!