The Joan Crawford School of Modern Dance presents "Men Who Bend."
I love the expression of befuddled pain on the judo master's face, and La JC's casual nonchalance."I've fought worse monsters than you for YEARS in Hollywood!"
My money's on Joan!This ain't her first time at the Rodeo.........
Oh, definitely. That guy crawled from the mat with his 'nads in his mouth, while JC sashayed breezily to her private dressing room, trailing a chiffon scarf and the lingering scent of Jungle Gardenia...
While holding a vodka martini in one hand at all times......
I beg your pardon, young man - that's a vodka and Pepsi for Mrs. Steele!
NOt to be confused with a milk and Pepsi for Miss DeFazio
Skip the soda -- it's just straight, 100 proof Smirnoff deceptively toted in a Pepsi bottle.Or in a flask covered in the same material as her frock.
The Joan Crawford School of Modern Dance presents "Men Who Bend."
ReplyDeleteI love the expression of befuddled pain on the judo master's face, and La JC's casual nonchalance.
ReplyDelete"I've fought worse monsters than you for YEARS in Hollywood!"
My money's on Joan!
ReplyDeleteThis ain't her first time at the Rodeo.........
Oh, definitely. That guy crawled from the mat with his 'nads in his mouth, while JC sashayed breezily to her private dressing room, trailing a chiffon scarf and the lingering scent of Jungle Gardenia...
ReplyDeleteWhile holding a vodka martini in one hand at all times......
ReplyDeleteI beg your pardon, young man - that's a vodka and Pepsi for Mrs. Steele!
ReplyDeleteNOt to be confused with a milk and Pepsi for Miss DeFazio
ReplyDeleteSkip the soda -- it's just straight, 100 proof Smirnoff deceptively toted in a Pepsi bottle.
ReplyDeleteOr in a flask covered in the same material as her frock.