On a Distant Shore

Above: Muscato (right) and Mr. Muscato (left), surveying all that they command.

We'd like to despise Muscato, since the bitch seemingly has it all: a glamorous life, an exotic locale, a husband - even Koko, the Wonder Dog, for heavens' sake! But Cafe Muscato is such a charming place, and Muscato such an engaging host, we simply cannot. Resistance is futile. We even like his little dog, too.