I was going to make him a FOOF, but could only find rumors and hearsay. (From his mother, no less!) Not that that's ever stopped me before...We share the same birthday, by the way.
If the rumors are true I'd like to be the one that gave him his last enema.
Thombeau - His mother was a monster. No wonder poor Peter wound up being so f*cked up. But he was beautiful, for a while...FlowerBell - HA!!!!