Sunday, November 23, 2008

Get Bruce



We adore Bruce Vilanch, who has a birthday today. We shan't reveal a lady's age (pssst...the old gal is 60!), but we wish Bruce the most fabulous of celebrations, and hope that he's getting some good ol' birthday lovin' right now from a bevy of Hollywood cabana boys. (Now, that little visual should perk up your morning coffee! You're welcome.)

Everyone knows La Vilanch from his stint on Hollywood Squares, but did you know that the width and breadth of his accomplishments encompasses co-composing Eartha Kitt's disco hit, "Where is My Man," and helping to revise the script of Die Hard 2? Now, that's a versatile queen. Along the way, he's also managed to headline on Broadway (filling Harvey Fierstein's wedges in Hairspray), guest star on Santa Barbara, and appear in gay porn. Yes, kids, you can see Bruce Vilanch in Fucking With the Stars along with the award-winning* Derrick Hanson. It is, as imdb.com is quick to point out, a "non-sexual role." Bruce's, by the way, not Derrick's. Thankfully.


DERRICK HANSON

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Bruce! We've loved you ever since your brilliant supporting role in Mahogany, where you even managed to steal focus from La Ross. Brava, diva!


* -nominated Best newcomer 2006 GAYVN's

-Winner of the "Biggest Whore" Grabby's 2006

-Winner Best Threesome GAYVN 2007

-nominated Best Oral Scene GAYVN 2007

-nominated Best Cum Scene Grabby's 2007

-Winner Deepest Throat X-Factor Magazine

2 comments:

  1. oh dear! i'm licking the computer screen! derrick hanson is a hottie...

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  2. "Winner of the "Biggest Whore" Grabby's 2006" Well, that's certainly saying something. I gotta go, I have a date over mustangstudios.com.

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