F'ng hell. I love Joan Crawford intemperately and passionately, but Joanie PLEASE...quit puttin' mascara on yer 'brows, ya damn Goddess!
THINK PINK !
I just noticed Joan's Pepsi bottle - or perhaps its full of vodka...
Wrap youself in a dead pink animal! Joan is really doing a plug in that photo
i think zsa zsa's being led by that knowing poodle up, up, UP and then down, down, DOWN the long corridor to joan, who waits patiently, all the while pinked, pickled and pepsied.