The Queen of the Roller Derby ...Smooches!xoxoDeb
When we meet in person I will tell you the story of how in the golden era of pageantry my friend, The Dairy Duchess of Salida, Texas gave the Tyler Rose Queen ringworm. I was very nearly Miss Louisa County 1997, but I did manage to be Empress of Red River in 2002.
I was Miss Valdosta Feed & Grain. Or at least I WOULD have been if Suzanne S. hadn't "accidentally" knocked me into the combine during the threshing competition. Bitch.
My cousin back in Marion Ohio was Pork Queen. And she married royalty when she married the Pork King.In Bucyrus, Ohio - the Bratwurst capital of the US, they have a Bratwurst Queen. Oddly, its always a woman.
I'm the one they're all laughing at.
i'm the douche bag queen, in the back.
I'm the Dairy Queen in the front.
TJB -I cannot believe this, as, "The Dairy Queen", was a fairly close personal friend of mine... I had often and occasionally tried to find photos of her to no avail. I was planning to contact her manly daughter upon my next trip to Florida to perhaps get some photos to scan...And you posted this...Amazing!She really was a Queen, a tough cookie, and a fierce advocate in a backwater town for me and my ex...Thank You so much!w