Monday, July 14, 2008

It Helps...

...to have great friends during a romantic drought. I am blessed with a fabulous sister, great hags, and several Best Gay Friends.

However, it is with a little bit of shame that I admit that I'd drop all of those girls like a hot potato if this knocked on my door right now:



Sorry, girls.

I'm going to order a pizza delivery now and cross my fingers.

5 comments:

  1. Good luck finding a hairy pizza ...boy!

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  2. I know. I'll probably have to go direct to Naples for that.

    Shoot. It looks so easy in the movies. At least, the movies you can download from Peter Cook's favorited sites.

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  3. I think any good girlfriend, sister or gay worth her salt would understand if you dropped them for this.

    They'd be waiting for you when ever you came back up for air.

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  4. With oxygen, hopefully.

    And floss, from the looks of him.

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