Tuesday, July 29, 2008

We Feel Like Chicken Tonight, Redux



The current issue of Rolling Stone features teen juggernaut The Jonas Brothers on the cover, with 18-year-old Joe (center) resembling something very close to effin' hot.

We feel dirty now.

5 comments:

  1. According to Wikipedia (where I had to immediately go to find out who these bitches were) "The Jonas brothers wear purity rings on their left-hand ring finger and promise not to have sex until marriage. They started wearing it when their parents, Denise and Kevin, Sr., asked them if they wanted to. Joe has said that the rings symbolize "a promise to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure 'till marriage," and Nick had stated that "it's [purity rings] are pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."

    Isn't that just precious? And then, of course, they pose on the cover of RS looking like fairly affordable rent boys. Of course.

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  2. But what did Wiki say about their cock rings?

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  3. Virginity as a marketing tool.

    Remember when Britney Spears said she was saving "it" for marriage, she lied.

    I think Brooke Shields started all this.

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  4. Jason -- Just not Efron, as in Zac. Ick.

    Dray -- If she let those eyebrows grow out any more, she wouldn't have had to worry about preserving her chastity.

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