Monday, December 1, 2008

The Volupt... er, SCRAWNY Horror of Zac Efron


TWINKIE DOUBLE PACK: ZAC EFRON & LUKE HALPIN

Over in Jason's corner of the world, there is a mesmerizingly horrific video starring the catatonically horrific Zac Efron, who symbolizes all that is unfortunate with celebrity and entertainment culture today. If, however, Mr. Efron's handlers decide to star their pixie-like client in a wholly suitable property like Boy on a Dolphin: The Luke Halpin Story, we might grudgingly concede its eerily perfect casting.

3 comments:

  1. with Michael Phelps as the dolphin perhaps.

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  2. zac efron
    when are we having a baby.

    when are u free
    i am free anytime
    i have to go now i have to wirte to my mom that my brother i had rung
    if u are free i will go to new york and find u
    wharer do u live zac
    do u lie near to the cedntre park
    why not meet me ant the centre park aND BRING ME TO YOUR HOUSE
    see u then
    florence

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