Monday, December 1, 2008
The Volupt... er, SCRAWNY Horror of Zac Efron
TWINKIE DOUBLE PACK: ZAC EFRON & LUKE HALPIN
Over in Jason's corner of the world, there is a mesmerizingly horrific video starring the catatonically horrific Zac Efron, who symbolizes all that is unfortunate with celebrity and entertainment culture today. If, however, Mr. Efron's handlers decide to star their pixie-like client in a wholly suitable property like Boy on a Dolphin: The Luke Halpin Story, we might grudgingly concede its eerily perfect casting.