You wouldn't sleep w/Fabio. I know someone that worked w/him and he stunk to high heaven!
Thombeau, there's a tactless, tacky fisting joke we could make, but we're just too gentlemanly to do so.
O my gosh, honey, Don and Seymuor are none other than CADET Don and Symour, host of a kiddy hour show in Houston when I was a tiny tot and the man responsible for queering me. Oooh baby.