...to this...
...if one has the will, the tenacity, and above all, the desire to get laid. Good luck with any and all resolutions, darlings!
Monday, January 5, 2009
Helping Others Help Themselves
With 2009 upon us, and resolutions fresh in our minds, we would like to remind our gentle readers that, although it helps to be born fabulous, Fabulosity in and of itself can be an applied, learned art. For example, one can go from this...
...to this...
...if one has the will, the tenacity, and above all, the desire to get laid. Good luck with any and all resolutions, darlings!
...to this...
...if one has the will, the tenacity, and above all, the desire to get laid. Good luck with any and all resolutions, darlings!
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I'm waiting on the workbook...and lecture series.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to enroll.
That's it, we SO would have been best friends in high school, and we'd have beauty sessions after class!
ReplyDeleteYou are sooo fabulous darling!
ReplyDeleteJason -- Four easy payments of $39.95. Or trade.
ReplyDeleteDonna -- Honey, I needed 'em back then!
Dray -- Back atcha, kid!
Ok, I'll see if I can round up some trade for you. I know just the place.
ReplyDeleteAnd here's hoping that desire gets fulfilled over and over again in 2009!
ReplyDeletei had the EXACT same glasses in high school- only my frames were red- causing everyone to call me sally jessy raphael.
ReplyDeleteJason -- NOT the Poufbunnies' hangout, I trust.
ReplyDeleteIlduce -- Ditto, sweetie!
Marisha -- A kindred spirit! I was also called a "Cabbage Patch Kid," because I resembled those wretched dolls. It's taken years of therapy, gallons of vodka, and reams of couture to overcome the trauma.
years of therapy, gallons of vodka, and reams of couture? yes, to all three.
ReplyDeleteare we the same person?
Well, darling, it WOULD be useful to have an evil twin to blame things on, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this post? I refuse to believe that top picture is of you.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you let your fabulosity blossom!
In my heart, I knew I was more Nancy Kwan than Bloody Mary.
ReplyDelete"You like?"
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