Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)

Miss Joan Fontaine in Serenade (1956). If Lypsinka hasn't already used this telephone monologue in her act, she should.



The plot, it seems, revolves around Mario Lanza being torn between his bitchy gay mentor, Vincent Price, and his bitchy female patron, La Fontaine. Based on this synopsis, the above clip, and the following images we've discovered, we are very tempted to purchase the bootleg DVD we've snooped out on the web.