Thursday, January 8, 2009

Are You Ready For Your Mystery Date?

The only mystery here is why these bitches are getting dates, and I'm not. Bitter, party of one, your table is ready!


  1. My best friend and I always loved "the dud" best - he was HOT!

  2. Remeber TJB, It's quality over quantity. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

  3. True Story: At age 7, I was being watched by a neighborhood family who had dozens of games in a huge, huge closet and of all of them, I picked out this one! They need to have a new version with a computer monitor in the middle of the board and it reveals which Internet hook-up you wind up with! LOL

  4. If you went to the beach in a sombrero, like the Lady in the upper right corner of the game board, maybe you'd snag a date, too. Or something, anyway.

    Anyway, what stupid rules: "Take 1 Card." "Swap 2 Cards." How is that supposed to get a date? "Give 1 Blowjob." THAT'LL get you a date.


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