JOAN AS A POLITICO IN GOODBYE, MY FANCY (1951). IF HILLARY CLINTON HAD WORN ENSEMBLES LIKE THIS DURING HER CAMPAIGN, WE MIGHT HAVE SUPPORTED HER.
JOAN AS JENNY STEWART, THE BITCHY MUSICAL COMEDY STAR OF TORCH SONG (1953) -- REQUIRED VIEWING FOR ALL FLEDGLING GAYS.
JOAN IN MID-CENTURY FABULOUSNESS
JOAN WITH TWO OF HER TRADEMARKS: A PEPSI-COLA BOTTLE (LIKELY FILLED WITH VODKA), AND A PAIR OF ANKLE-STRAP FUCK-ME PUMPS.
THIS PHOTO NEATLY SUMS UP JUST WHY WE LOVE JOAN CRAWFORD SO.
REST IN PEACE, MISS CRAWFORD. WE LOOK TO YOU FOR DAILY INSPIRATION.
Ironically, my own Joan altar is shaped exactly like that turquoise toque.
ReplyDeleteAnd, in a pinch, you can mix up a 100-proof Smirnoff martini in it.
ReplyDelete(As Joan's contract riders stipulated, "This is not 80-proof, and it is ONLY Smirnoff.")