I'll bet pennies to pinworms that pearl necklace isn't from him, in any sense of the phrase.
Got the poof AND the pearls.May I substitute pussy for poodle?
A man and his fag hag are never far apart.. Where else would she get her fabulous fashion tips..
The man is quite Fetch!
The dog seems to be weighing in with his/her opinion of the whole thing, though! LOL