take an ativan.
Are you sure it's not a Vanessa Williams-style sex scandal that has overwhelmed your queenly duties?
It's the TJB Look-a-Like Parade! Always one of the highlights of my social season.
Hang in there, baby!
Back? According to the photo, we're all in the car with you. Just as in life.
Perhaps the knob on your royal sceptre just needs a good polishing.
Are you trying to kick me out of a 1967 Imperial Converible in Ermine White with Mindnight Blue leather interior. Fat chance bubb - I'm cruising with you.