in this photo, the basis for melissa's horrific face is all to apparent.
Was this sparked by Joan's "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds" comment?
also..."what do you want on your hamburger, liz?...answer: a hotdog"also...liz is the only person known to stand in front of the microwave and scream "HURRY!!"also...liz is so fat she puts mayonaise on an aspirin
wasn't, "more chins than a chinese phone book" one of joan's elizabeth jabs?
"It's embarassing -- I took her to Sea World, and when Shamu jumped out of the water, she asked if it came with vegetables!"
Liz got stuck between the golden arches-- so they greased her thighs and waved another Big Mac in her face...
"I used to take her to McDonald's just to watch the numbers on the billboard change!"
oh yes, i remember that one.
I like Joan but she obviously suffered from Venus Envy. As she relates in her documentary, nobody ever told her she was pretty.
She looked so much better in this picture to me. I love that Arnold Scassi Gown!