Sunday, February 20, 2011

Can We Talk?


"That horrible blonde woman? I couldn't be bothered paying attention to anything she says about me." - Elizabeth Taylor on Joan Rivers

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  1. in this photo, the basis for
    melissa's horrific face is all to apparent.

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  2. Was this sparked by Joan's "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds" comment?

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  3. also..."what do you want on your hamburger, liz?...answer: a hotdog"

    also...liz is the only person known to stand in front of the microwave and scream "HURRY!!"

    also...liz is so fat she puts mayonaise on an aspirin

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  4. wasn't, "more chins than a chinese phone book" one of joan's elizabeth jabs?

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  5. "It's embarassing -- I took her to Sea World, and when Shamu jumped out of the water, she asked if it came with vegetables!"

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  6. Liz got stuck between the golden arches-- so they greased her thighs and waved another Big Mac in her face...

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  7. "I used to take her to McDonald's just to watch the numbers on the billboard change!"

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  8. I like Joan but she obviously suffered from Venus Envy.

    As she relates in her documentary, nobody ever told her she was pretty.

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  9. She looked so much better in this picture to me. I love that Arnold Scassi Gown!

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