Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Sweetest Sounds

"...In came Marlene, with a great, big record -- great, BIG record! -- and she said, 'Oh, dahwings, would you like to hear my wehcord?' And she put the record on, and it was just applause! [And Marlene would lift needle and say] 'Und dot's Fwankfuht.' 'Dot's Berlin.' But not one note of music...just applause! And Noel [Coward] turned to me and said, 'I hope there's not another side!'" - Judy Garland


  1. Hands down, one of the funniest anecdotes ever (whether apocryphal or not) ...