Above: David (right) and TJB (left) are inspecting you.
Honestly, we could care less. We're so easy-going, non-judgemental, eager to live and let live. But David Toms, you see, is already talking smack about you to us (see above). And we feel it is our solemn duty to advise you to shape the f*ck up. Visit Savoir Faire, and you may acquire at least a quarter of his taste and style. Maybe.