Gossip outlets are reporting that media minx Paris Hilton had her advances toward Portugese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo go completely unnoticed by her prey.
Jason -- I wasn't gonna go there, but that's what I was counting on you for.
Michael -- He's cuter than a baby duck, but the explosion of accessories, proliferation of hair product, and generally fey demeanor leaves me a bit cold. His thighs, however, could probably tempt me into overlooking those flaws.
Well, in his defense, we're talking Paris Hilton here.
ReplyDeleteGenital warts don't look good on anyone, do they?
My, he IS dreamy, isn't he?!
ReplyDeleteWhat I wouldn't give...
Jason -- I wasn't gonna go there, but that's what I was counting on you for.
ReplyDeleteMichael -- He's cuter than a baby duck, but the explosion of accessories, proliferation of hair product, and generally fey demeanor leaves me a bit cold. His thighs, however, could probably tempt me into overlooking those flaws.
You can say whatever you like - personally, I'm convinced that this is one of Peenee's escaped houseboys.
ReplyDeleteThe havoc they do wreak...
Muscato -- I'm inclined to agree. Particularly if Peenee is missing one of his handbags.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate...I'm sure he could kick all our asses.
ReplyDeleteKick? Or lick?
ReplyDeleteOr stick?
ReplyDeleteNah. In most of the photos I've seen, he appears to be a big ol' pillow biter. But ya never know!
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