"Waiter, there's a hair in my clam!"
Monique's eyes.... Hmmm. One so rarely runs across beige pupils.
I love her button (just below the belt): "KILL ME AND I'LL HAUNT YOU"
Um - how DOES one get eyes like that in nature?Pact with Satan?
Miss Van Vooren (birth name?) is out. of. control. I can't seem to think of the words. must stop looking at her face. help me.
Yes, now I see...Just off-camera in her kitchen is a cauldron of fresh boiled MEN!!
Or, if you're completely insane,Yes?YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!Pardon. We have PMS and are therefore completely batshit.
"Can you even dye my eye's to match my hair?"