Oh my....you've just made my week.
I'd go there for the boy, and stay for the curtains!
you could pull those curtains down, spread them on the floor, and they'd make a perfect playing board for nude Twister.
It's a Harlequin Romance!!!
I am with Thombeau on the curtains!
I dunno why BUTT,(pun intended) he reminds me of Sal Mineo!