...was not Faye Dunaway.
It wasn't Faye Emerson, either.
Heck, it wasn't even Alice Faye.
No, friends, as our dearest MC guessed right out of the box, it was the erstwhile Fay Wray - who survived not only the namesake simian of King Kong (1933), but a similarly nostril-flaring, chest-beating Joan Crawford in Queen Bee (1955).
As soon as MC sends us his measurements, we'll start cracking on his award: a pair of custom-made, printed silk hose. Everyone's guesses were fabulous, with special bonus points going to joe*to*hell and Jason for their cheekiness. Thanks for playing, darlings!