For what it’s worth, throughout the earth
I’m known as femme fatale
But when the yawn comes up like thunder, brother
Take back your Taj Mahal
With all due respect to the late, great Eartha Kitt, if we were being showered with... jewels by a rajah who looked like this, life would be anything but monotonous.
Make like a pasha and have a languorous weekend, darlings - relaxation being the greatest luxury of all, these days. We'll be back soon with (drum roll, please) a continuation, by popular demand, of our weekly Fashion Advice. Whee!!!