Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Why Was I Born?


"Why do women use poisonous antiseptics in their desire for personal hygiene and surgical cleanliness?"

Our guess: so their Secret Lady Place won't stink.

5 comments:

  1. zonite...sounds like something added to acoustic tiles to make them soundproof. well, i suppose if one has a loud snatch......

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  2. Doesn't Zonite come from the planet Zonite, where women dont smell?

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  3. Had she just used brown Lysol for her Wageena (http://dhtinshakerheights.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-about-that-nice-mrs-j.html)

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  4. I stand over a field of swaying wildflowers to maintain my fresh scent.

    When all else fails, I Febreze it.

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  5. "I stand over a field of swaying wildflowers to maintain my fresh scent."

    Is that a picturesque way of saying that you're going to the 40th anniversary of Woodstock, and plan on squatting over a bunch of hippies?

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