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ReplyDeleteI prefer confirmed bachelors to wine and dine me.
ReplyDeleteRegular bachelors are for dessert.
While I do love looking like young Joan Crawford, could you make me look a bit more like Young Guy Madison? Better yet, How about making me look like young Guy Madison sharing a intimate moment with young Cary Grant and Young Randolph Scott? I'd give you first shot at the images!
ReplyDeletenot a blemish...not a pore.
ReplyDeleteWhile the exercise TJB had us perform for the firming and tightening of the jawline and under chin area was a bit arduous, I must say that his institute being conveniently located in the Staten Island Mall was real handy for most us girls.
ReplyDeleteSo do you get thrown to those nice young men at the end for your graduation present?
ReplyDeletethat "masked picture" is quite disturbing though...
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