ANNA WINTOUR
November 3, 1949
Given Vogue dominatrix Anna Wintour's fire-breathing reputation, we have to credit Olympian Michael Phelps with either incredible bravery or remarkable obliviousness for wearing cargo shorts and a baseball cap in her exalted presence. Clearly, this is one young man for whom the gnawing anxiety of What do I wear to sit in the front row of a fashion show with Anna Wintour?! never wrinkled his brow.
Okay, the guy won three trillion gold medals, loves his mother, saves kids from burning orphanages, and takes in stray puppies, but he couldn't throw on a pair of long pants and comb his hair? Anyway, Happy Birthday, Anna Wintour! We would have dressed for you, and we're sure you would have given us a withering, condescending look in spite of our best efforts. We would expect and want nothing less.
