Miss Dinah Shore

With a Cockatoo and a cockamamie dress.

A Bird in the Hand...

...or on the head.

We Forgot, Okay?

Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill, possums!

And this also gives a chance to reiterate: a bird in the hair is worth two in the bush.

As Thombeau Would Say...

...a girl and her poodle, pigeons, and pet monkey will soon be parted.

From the RETROZONE archives