They were both pretty hot numbers, in that blow-dried, 1980's way that would have us rolling our eyes nowadays ("Girl, puh-leeze!"), but seemed so glamorous and grown-up to a sheltered little gayling. Michael gave us that brooding, bad-boy smolder...
...while Mitch perfected the vacuous himbo stare and pout.
Where are they now, you query? Well, Michael (looking a little rough around the edges) keeps busy filming direct-to-DVD and -cable epics, including one co-starring Freda Payne and Tracy Scoggins -- which is a cast you don't assemble everyday.
Mitch, on the other hand, has joined forces with another celebrity athlete, Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Paige Greene, to offer you The Orbitrek.
Now, does anyone know whatever happened to The Soloflex Guy?
