No Reservations

"She isn't red-faced with a hatchet nose like most American Indians...Maybe she is a Venezuelan Indian. You see, I don't know her very well." -- Maria Montez on Acquanetta

If You're Looking For The Girl Next Door...

...move to another neighborhood.

Why Don't You...

...wear your jewelry on your head? You'll look insane, but fabulous!

Walk Like an Egyptian

Bead and Feather 'Em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

Maria Montez Monday

Start the week off right - repeat after us:

"When I look at myself, I am so beautiful, I scream with joy!"




Remember to roll your "R"'s when you say it.

Decisions, Decisions...

Madame may prefer a basic chapeau...

...or perhaps a flattering hood...


...or she might enjoy an exotic turban...


...or the ever-popular mantilla...


...but we always think that every queen deserves a tiara.

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"When I look at myself, I am so beautiful, I scream with joy!"